About SNIKSNAK
The news you need, but don't deserve. Est. 2026, somewhere in the Netherlands.
SNIKSNAK was founded on the simple belief that the news is too serious and the world is too absurd to take either of them seriously. We exist to bridge the gap between what actually happens and what should have happened, with a healthy dose of sarcasm in between.
Our Mission
To bring you the news you didn't ask for, presented in a way you didn't know you needed. Every article is carefully crafted to be approximately 73% factual and 27% artistic interpretation, which we've found is the exact ratio that keeps lawyers at bay while still being entertaining.
Our Team
We are a small team of one (1) Observer, supported by an editorial board that consists of whoever happened to be in the room when decisions were made. Our fact-checking department is an AI that occasionally reminds us that "not everything needs a punchline." We ignore it.
Our Values
- Sarcasm first. If you can't laugh at the news, you're reading it wrong.
- No source left behind. Every claim we make is based on at least one real thing that happened. We just might describe it differently.
- Impartial mockery. We mock everyone equally, regardless of political affiliation, nationality, or whether they've ever been nice to us.
- deadlines. We publish when we feel like it, which is usually when the guilt becomes unbearable.
Contact
Have a complaint? Good. Have a compliment? Better. Either way, we're not reading it. But thank you for your interest.